Ready to get roasted?
Drop the highlights, the habits, and the questionable decisions. We’ll turn them into a roast worth screenshotting.
NO SIGN-UP FOR YOUR FIRST ROAST
“You call it a five-year plan. Your calendar calls it a cry for help.”
Drop your life in here...
THE RECEIPTS ARE IN
AI truth.
Made shareable.
No corporate productivity sermon. Just an affectionate roast that lands, a card that looks good in the group chat, and an optional plan for doing better tomorrow.
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Drop the evidence
Paste the plans, captions, habits, or harmless chaos you want called out.
02
Get the truth
Our AI turns the mess into a sharp, funny, weirdly accurate roast.
03
Make it everyone’s problem
Share a Wrapped-style card, start a battle, or turn it into a glow-up.
THE SCREENSHOT EFFECT
Every roast arrives as a Wrapped-style flex.
Beautiful enough to post. Specific enough that your friends will immediately ask what you fed it.
Roast battles
Bring a friend, compare the damage, and let the group chat choose a winner.
Glow-up plans
When the joke hits a little too close, get a real next-step plan—minus the judgment.
PICK YOUR LEVEL OF HONESTY
A little roast. A lot of growth.
Free burn
$0/mo
One screenshot-worthy reality check.
- 1 personal roast
- Shareable roast card
- No sign-up to start
Main character
$8/mo
For the lore you cannot fit in one card.
- Deep-dive roasts
- Friend roast battles
- Full Wrapped card pack
- Priority generations
Glow-up mode
$15/mo
Brutal truth, then a useful next move.
- Everything in Main character
- Personal glow-up plan
- Monthly roast refresh
- Private roast archive
Your life has been waiting for a better caption.
Start with one roast. No sign-up, no awkward onboarding, no pretending you have it all together.
Get roasted